THE WORLD'S COOLEST GUY MUST do???

THE WORLD'S COOLEST GUY MUST...
1. Laugh a lot
2. Read the newspaper
3. Care about something
4. Like the way I look in sweatpants
5. Sing along with the radio...LOUDLY
6. Know that I sing along with the radio...LOUDLY
7. Know how to dance
8. Never forget that there's a "friend" in "boyfriend"
9. Know that "hearing" and "listening" are two different things
10. Be secure enough not to envy my teddy bear
11. Smile with his eyes
12. Wear a watch
13. Have strong hands
14. Think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
15. Have an opinion
16. Own at least one classical CD
17. Have close friends
18. Know how many people are in Congress
19. Think Pamela Anderson is "too thin"
20. Eat ice cream cones
21. Give good back rubs...
22. ...and like to get them
23. Love his mother
24. Vote
25. Think that Mickey Mouse is a pretty cool guy
26. Love to hear me laugh
27. Make mistakes
28. Give great hugs
29. Take the road less traveled
30. Doodle
31. Be proud of my successes...
32. ...and know that I am proud of his
33. DREAM!!
34. Wear sweaters
35. Know at least one poem by heart
36. Know how to pitch a tent
37. Know how to pitch a baseball
38. Be able to sew on a button
39. Remember the name of my teddy bear
40. Like to buy flowers...
41. ...and to get them
42. Put up with me
43. Believe in magic
44. Believe in love
45. Know how to make chocolate chip cookies
46. Talk to himself
47. Think that love is forever
48. Read the editorial page
49. Know how to say "I'm sorry"
50. Know that no guy could ever be all of these things, but be willing to give it a try

Woman Dicitonary
Yes == No
No == Yes
Maybe == No
I'm sorry == You'll be sorry
We need == I want
It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want == You'll pay for this later
We need to talk == I need to complain
Sure go ahead == I don't want you to
I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house
I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? ==Too late, you're dead

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*8 Monkeys*

(This is based on an actual experiment conducted in U.K.)
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all ofthe other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beathim up.
Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is putin the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. A second originalmonkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not onthe receiving end this time, participates in the beating because allthe other monkeys are doing it.
However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey. One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever beensprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All ofthem will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why. This is how many Company's Policies get established!!

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